I managed to get hold of Craban, the éminence grise, the puller of strings, the devil in disguise. Now, as he is safely locked up in my personal dungeon (the wine cellar), I will take the opportunity to extract the truth from this Tibian Titan by all means, shall it be poking with soft cushions or even making him sit in the comfy chair.
This is your one time chance to submit questions you always wanted to get answers to. Just post them in a comment to this thread and I will personally take care of the delivery.
I will of course tape this "interrogation" on camera.
Note: The person shown above is NOT crabs. It is a stunt double. In addition, the picture is fake, photoshoped, repainted. Crabs has never been arrested for being over 6ft tall.
Disclaimer: I reserve the right to drop questions, change questions, come up with my own questions and to actually do with this project anything I could possibly think of right now or in the near future. I cannot be held responsible for any damage this interview might do to your computer, your character or your government.